✎ YUKOKI
Moose Bites can be pretty nasty;
WHO ATE YOUR BOWL OF SUNSHINE THIS MORNING, THUNDERCLOUD?;

thepondsaregone:

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT

isopodde:

THE SHOVEL KNIGHT IS GONNA DIG YOU A NEW ASSHOLE

rafaelmarquez:

ironphenix:

tastefullyoffensive:

Notes from Management [ardentleprechaun]

I don’t know who shane is or how he kept his job long enough for all these complaints but this made my day.

Nice job Shane

ratchet-trolls:

t-angy:

t-angy:

what do random people drink from

a stRAWR xD

im in pain 

sexhaver:

westindians:

R.I.P. the actual meaning of the word “aesthetics” 

the way this website uses “aesthetics” is 100% in line with the dictionary definition, what’s the weather like up there on your high horse

wintersoldier-iscoming:

when you and your friends see a hot person

image

petewanks:

coincidentally 

In other news, I finished filling a claim on my phone and they’re sending me a Samsung Galaxy S3 instead of a Windows 8x and I’ll get it in the next couple of days.

yay!

(also, i don’t think I mentioned on here yet but I lost all my friends numbers so please message me your number because it’s gone :D)

howunpleasant:

friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”